The Kid Dictionary

May 18th, 2012 by admin

The Kid Dictionary

Hilarious Words to Describe the Indescribable Things Kids Do

By Eric Ruhalter

March 2012; Sourcebooks, Inc.

ISBN: 9781402264658

$9.99; 224 pages; Parenting/Humor

 

Have a kid? Know a kid? Been a kid? Have you ever been left utterly speechless by the wit, wisdom, grossness, and hilarity that accompanies children wherever they go? The Kid Dictionary has the ingenious and hilarious words you need to describe the indescribable: life with kids.

Humorous, insightful, and unique, it’s perfect for anyone with kids even remotely in their life–from expectant parents to aunts and uncles. With clever word play and insights that will make you wince in sympathy or laugh out loud and think, “thank goodness that’s not me! (yet),” The Kid Dictionary provides adults everywhere with the vernacular to discuss the little harridans, er, angels we love: Read the rest of this entry »

Teenagers Suck: What to do when missed curfews, texting, and “Mom, can I have the keys” make you miserable

April 13th, 2009 by admin

Is it any wonder . . .

Most people go through mid-life crises when their kids are teenagers?

Fewer parents are grounding their teenager — to avoid being stuck at home with them?

So many moms and dads downgrade to one-bedroom condos once their teens graduate from high school?

Mood swings? Check. Eye rolls? Check.  Slamming doors and easily annoyed teens? Check. Check. Read the rest of this entry »

“Who is This Kid?”

July 3rd, 2008 by admin

Partnership for a Drug-Free America Launches Digital Effort to Help Parents Grasp Teen Behavior and Connect with their Kids

New Study Shows Parents Need the Most Help Talking
About Drugs and Alcohol as Kids Enter Teen Years

NEW YORK, NY,– For every parent of a teenager who has ever wondered “who is this kid?” a new web destination, launched today by the Partnership for a Drug-Free America, aims to make answering the question a little bit easier.  Designed to help parents navigate the confusing, often frustrating teen years, “A Parent’s Guide to the Teen Brain” translates recent scientific findings that shed light on how brain development shapes teens’ behavior and personalities into easy-to-understand tips and tools for parents. Read the rest of this entry »

Jelly Mom™:Navigating Commercial Landmines

July 2nd, 2008 by admin

©Lisa Barker

I’m waiting for one of the kids to ask me what reptile dysfunction is.  There’s no escaping the ads on television.  I imagine how the talk will go so that I’m prepared:

“What er-reptile dysfunction, Momma?” Read the rest of this entry »

Jelly Mom™:Ready or Not, Here He Comes

June 6th, 2008 by admin

©Lisa Barker

My youngest has been playing school with his older siblings and now he feels ready to start kindergarten.

“Whoa!  You need to be five first.”

“But I’m ten.”

“Not quite.”

He recites his ABCs and counts to 100.  He spells his first name and sometimes his last name.  He likes rhyming and opposites.  When I cook dinner and he plays school with me, I better do it right. Read the rest of this entry »

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