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Mother’s Day

By Michael DeJong,
Author of Clean Body:The Humble Art of Zen-Cleansing Yourself

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”
–Phyllis Diller
Don’t blow your nose. Just use your sleeve.”
“Is that shirt dirty? Ehhh . . . whatever.”
“Yeah, I ditched school too.”
“Sure . . . lets keep the dog.”
“Curfew — Schmurfew.”

. . . not exactly what you’d expect mothers to say. But if they did — the world wouldn’t be nearly the same place.