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		<title>Jelly Mom™:Navigating Commercial Landmines</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[©Lisa Barker
I&#8217;m waiting for one of the kids to ask me what reptile dysfunction is.  There&#8217;s no escaping the ads on television.  I imagine how the talk will go so that I&#8217;m prepared:
&#8220;What er-reptile dysfunction, Momma?&#8221;
&#8220;It&#8217;s what happens when your frog can&#8217;t catch flies anymore.  Or when your chameleon can&#8217;t change colors.  Or when your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jelly Mom™:Ready or Not, Here He Comes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 02:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
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My youngest has been playing school with his older siblings and now he feels ready to start kindergarten.
&#8220;Whoa!  You need to be five first.&#8221;
&#8220;But I&#8217;m ten.&#8221;
&#8220;Not quite.&#8221;
He recites his ABCs and counts to 100.  He spells his first name and sometimes his last name.  He likes rhyming and opposites.  When I cook dinner and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jelly Mom™:The Great And Naked Houdini &amp; His Assistant</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 03:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Great And Naked Houdini &#38; His Assistant
© Lisa Barker
I followed the trail of clothing down the hall. Somehow, my one-year old son had freed himself from these repressive articles.
There were the pink jammy bottoms (hey, he&#8217;s MY son and he&#8217;s secure in his masculinity so he can endure this hand-me-down), then the t-shirt&#8230;and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jelly Mom™:Not The Birds And Bees!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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©Lisa Barker
My son was fidgeting and pulling at the fly of his pants.  He&#8217;s four-years old and, although he&#8217;s potty trained, I don&#8217;t want to take any chances.
&#8220;Do you have to go to the bathroom?&#8221;
&#8220;No, I&#8217;m just playing with my pieces.&#8221;
&#8220;That&#8217;s not your &#8216;pieces&#8217; that&#8217;s your (insert proper name of body [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jelly Mom™:The Bad Hair Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
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©Lisa Barker
I haven&#8217;t had a bad hair day in a long time, but one hit me this week five minutes before I was to walk out the door for Mass.
My husband poked his head in our room.  &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you going to church?&#8221;
&#8220;No!  I feel like a HORSE!&#8221;  Fwing!  There went another [...]]]></description>
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